the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
