the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
All the doctor said was why
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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