The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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