what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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