The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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