Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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