My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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