my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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