Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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