she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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