turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So much Jack, so little girl.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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