its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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