High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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