That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.