Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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