there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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