It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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