Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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