if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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