singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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