Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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