Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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