He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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