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Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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