The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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