I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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