ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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