A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I wish i was in the wii world.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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