he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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