put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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