Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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