i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
