so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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