We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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