My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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