i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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