I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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