it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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