I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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