apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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