They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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