it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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