I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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