I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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