how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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