He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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nutella sex= disaster
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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