spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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