so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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