So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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