doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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