I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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