it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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