This is not my ceiling
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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