More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Also, beer. Big fan.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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