My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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