BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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