From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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