Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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