Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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