Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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